The bra is undone, but his expectations cave in as he watches the stuffed tissues and chicken fillets slide down her flabby waist neatly tucked in by her tiny waist-shaper underwear. Having been left with nothing but air and excess fat, you wonder what’s beneath that make up and whether those bright blue eyes are contact lenses.
Complaints of padded bras being ‘false advertising’ have increased as more civilised men are disappointed whilst fondling beneath the bra.
A previous survey had found that 29 per cent of men thought of padded bras to be ‘false advertising’ whilst many other men believed that women that had been discovered wearing them, were ‘liars.’
In a period where the popularity of self-image is so high, the invention of the padded bra came of great success as it changed the lives of many women.
Yet it also changed the lives of many men after discovering that the squishy breasts of their special friends, were really squishy little gel pads.
Padded bras, gel bras, chicken fillets, and whatever other types of booby-enhancing bras there are, were primarily intended to boost the confidence in women by boosting the chest. And must I add, some were designed by men themselves.
Most females are known to wear such bras in order to make themselves ‘feel good’ rather than use it as a bid to plot a conniving scheme against the male nation…no guys, it’s not all about you.
Ann Summers’ lingerie designer Kay Johnson had told The Sun newspaper in 2007 that it is “absolutely not false advertising if a woman is to wear a push up bra. Every woman needs to learn how to maximise her assets, and what better way than with enhancing lingerie!”
If having busty breasts is what makes a woman feel good about her-self, then God bless the padded bra. I’m sure it was her personality that attracted you to her in the first place right? Anyway, once gravity kicks in, you’d have other things to be complaining about.
But then ladies, what if men had padded boxers?
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LOL! My boyfriend thought this was hillarious and he agrees with all of it! But now I'm worried, I never wear padded bras, so how does he agree with this?
ReplyDeleteRIDICULOUS! There is nothing false about it. It's like saying you can't wear make up, is wearing black false economy too seeing as it makes people look slim? I don't see anything wrong in wearing a padded bra. It surley is better than going under the knife isn't it?
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